The College Garden

[zippy 1 duh]

Oi I want me bestest carbon catapault back ... tis mine and precious....yreat ya to fish and chips and a few pints down Dog and Bone Paul.......pleeeeese give it back..took me 2 terms to rifle back from old headmistress             Pleeese pauly xxxxxxxx

[novice46]

Pauly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have seen you with chips . The dog and bone doesn't have real ale.......................Ithink I will hang onto catapult may have some fun with it.

[phillip]

Best not let Mistress Rose catch you with a catapult.  Since someone splattered her with an overripe tomato last year, she's been looking out for catapults.  Why do you think zippy hasn't claimed her other catapults from the confiscated items cupboard?

[zippy 1 duh]

Phillip you toe rag ..I just hope for your sake HM Rose doenst read this .......cos yer arse is grass , when I get hold of yer !! At Miss Foxxxxs party on Sat are you???????    or hiding at Whitby !  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  

[Mistress Rose]

MR walks by the garden and catches Paul with a catapult in his hands.  "COME TO MY OFFICE NOW YOUNG MAN.  YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO".

[Sir Nick]

MR walks by the garden and catches Paul with a catapult in his hands.  "COME TO MY OFFICE NOW YOUNG MAN.  YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO".

ah, Headmistress...NOW we find the true culprit of the broken windows...might I draw it to your attention Mystique was trying to blame ME of all people?






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[novice46]

MR walks by the garden and catches Paul with a catapult in his hands.  "COME TO MY OFFICE NOW YOUNG MAN.  YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO".

Paul follows M.Rose to her office.
It happened like this .......I asked if I could have a small plot to grow some crops on. whilst clearing ground I found a small pile of stones size of a mole hill. On further investigating ( clearing stones) I found this catapult.
Has letters MYS engraved on it

  Honest thats what happened ...its not mine   someone is trying to set me up Mistress Rose.

Mistress Rose conscifated (well, that's how she said it !) the catapult.

[Mistress Rose]

Well Paul, very enterprising of you to establish an allotment for vegetables.  As you have always been hardworking and never caused any problems, I believe you.  I look forward to the school chef being able to take advantage of home grown vegetables and introduce some healthier meals.

In the meantime, I will keep this catapult locked away with all the other items confiscated this term.

So, go along now and return to your digging.

[zippy 1 duh]

Whaaaatttt   he nicks my catapault , breaks a window , gets caught wi it in his mitt    and gets away with it        Bet I wouldnt have got away with it that lightly ..

PAUUULLLLLL   I gonna thump you  , youve just got me catapault confiscated  , you toe rag you     


Huh  tis not on, not fair .....               gonna kick Paul nd put wors in his jamas!!!!!!!!     

[Ray]

I am curious to know what the old dear does with all of our confisgated goodies?
does she:
1: sell em on ebay
2: recycle em as fire lighters
3:compost em in veggy patch
4: gift them to her freinds at her OAP home
5: or does her study bulge with illicite goods

should we mount a raid while the biddie is asleep

[zippy 1 duh]

Um   have  you got a death wish Ray ?    Old biddie, old dear !  GEESH   hes no respect  and no common sense .....Pity you when  "old dear/biddie" gets her hands on your arse next Ray         And if enlists M.Ice to help outso can sit back and enjoy your pain ......Oooowww   are you in trubble mate   

THIS  is our  Headmistress you  are  talking about  ! bit of respect please ...... yer arse will be grasss     

[Ray]

opps better appologise  before  they read it

well my aunt did say I should respect my elders

but how much respect?

does that depends on how much elder...?

[novice46]

Whaaaatttt   he nicks my catapault , breaks a window , gets caught wi it in his mitt    and gets away with it       Bet I wouldnt have got away with it that lightly ..

PAUUULLLLLL   I gonna thump you  , youve just got me catapault confiscated  , you toe rag you      


Huh  tis not on, not fair .....               gonna kick Paul nd put wors in his jamas!!!!!!!!      

  Zippy if you read what I put down instead    and admitting it was your weapon. .................your gonna thump me is that after or before your gonna kill me..  

So your catapult has MYS on it as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   definatley having a  ....clear case of getting your knickers in a twist 

[novice46]

MR walks by the garden and catches Paul with a catapult in his hands.  "COME TO MY OFFICE NOW YOUNG MAN.  YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO".

ah, Headmistress...NOW we find the true culprit of the broken windows...






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Seems like someone is quick to point the finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  what happened to innocent until proven 

[Mistress Rose]

OLD DEAR, BIDDY, OAP HOME

I am not happy with these remarks.  I must make a note for when I see this young man.  INDEED he will have some explaining to do.